Free image hosting, Free jokes, Free laughs and more for Free Due to server problems, this function is disabled. Animals Blonde Computer Famous Female friendly Kids Long jokes Misc Relation Religion Sex Work Want to upload images? You can do so a bit higher in this menu. Copyright ® 2005 Uploadslut.com Work jokes Confidence This is called Confidence!! Hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies: "If it's the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." This is called Confidence!! Leave aplications This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places... 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." 3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 5. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 6. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"