Free image hosting, Free jokes, Free laughs and more for Free Due to server problems, this function is disabled. Animals Blonde Computer Famous Female friendly Kids Long jokes Misc Relation Religion Sex Work Want to upload images? You can do so a bit higher in this menu. Copyright ® 2005 Uploadslut.com The 2 newest jokes Confidence This is called Confidence!! Hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies: "If it's the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." This is called Confidence!! Golfers pants Why do some golfers bring a pair of spare pants? Just in case they have a hole in one.